SOVIET INTELLIGENCE working undercover has infiltrated Tzarist Balls and so-called Russian Theme Parties in decadent West
They uncovered excessive use of reactionary balalaika orchestras and dissident Cossack Dancee Troupes. Not putting a fine point on it, the revolution is coming, and you would be advised to make acquaintance instead with dedicated Marxist-Leninist musicians namely The Kremlinaires!
This is band in seven pieces trained to highest standards in top secret Moscow Conservatoire of Swing to combine ideologically correct Russian folk themes with proletarian 1940's swing jazz. Bourguois western jazz musicians will hang heads in shame when hearing this band, and audiences will be dancing away with the night, waving red flags, and leave renewed, reborn, heroes of the revolutionary struggle, desciples of Lenin!
Comrades! Workers! Downtrodden pawns of Entertainment and Party Planning industrial Complex! Throw off your chains! Overthrow your masters! Book The Kremlinaires for your next party and we will march together to new dawn of Communism!
Kremlinaires have been booked for many parties including Mansion House in Whitehall, performing to many decadant financiers and Politicians, and at private home of Sting, who presided over Russian theme party dressed as Tzar Nicholas 2nd- fortunate for him that revolution did not begin that night! Band's ruthless dedication to overthrow of capitalism and parliamentary democracy is disguised by on-stage bonhomie, detente towards audience, and general appearance of "Good-time Band"
